January 2012
holy fucking shit journeyyyyyyy dont stop beleiven 
Jan 1st
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volatile-times replied to your post: i keep laughing because when the big ball drop when my big balls drop in your mouth /wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwink shut your filthy whore mouth trying to take advantage of me while im tipsy now my vodka tastes like roofies
Jan 1st
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i keep laughing because when the big ball drop
Jan 1st
volatile-times: angelofthursdays: volatile-times: angelofthursdays: PASSION FRUIT? YOU CANT PUT THAT IN YOUR PANTS ITLL GET HOT AND GROSS that`s the whole point  who would even eat that now you ;) then you dont know me very well
Jan 1st
volatile-times: angelofthursdays: PASSION FRUIT? YOU CANT PUT THAT IN YOUR PANTS ITLL GET HOT AND GROSS that`s the whole point  who would even eat that now
Jan 1st
volatile-times: angelofthursdays: volatile-times: angelofthursdays: volatile-times: angelofthursdays: volatile-times replied to your post: loving-from-a-distance replied to your post: is… hot coco is a stripper name im  legaly changing my name to hot coco then can you be my own personal stripper /wink NO MEGEN NO NO NONONONONO YOU CUT THAT OUT YOU WONT REMEMBER THIS NEXT YEAR...
Jan 1st
crowsincolumbia: angelofthursdays: volatile-times: angelofthursdays: volatile-times: angelofthursdays: volatile-times replied to your post:loving-from-a-distance replied to your post: is… hot coco is a stripper name im  legaly changing my name to hot coco then can you be my own personal stripper /wink NO MEGEN NO NO NONONONONO YOU CUT THAT OUT YOU WONT REMEMBER THIS NEXT YEAR...
Jan 1st
volatile-times: angelofthursdays: volatile-times: angelofthursdays: volatile-times replied to your post: loving-from-a-distance replied to your post: is… hot coco is a stripper name im  legaly changing my name to hot coco then can you be my own personal stripper /wink NO MEGEN NO NO NONONONONO YOU CUT THAT OUT YOU WONT REMEMBER THIS NEXT YEAR ANYWAYS IM AN ELEPHANT THOUH I...
Jan 1st
volatile-times: angelofthursdays: volatile-times replied to your post: loving-from-a-distance replied to your post: is… hot coco is a stripper name im  legaly changing my name to hot coco then can you be my own personal stripper /wink NO MEGEN NO NO NONONONONO YOU CUT THAT OUT
Jan 1st
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volatile-times replied to your post: loving-from-a-distance replied to your post: is… hot coco is a stripper name im  legaly changing my name to hot coco
Jan 1st
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loving-from-a-distance replied to your post: is hot coco spelled hot coco or cocoa. whatever… i believe it’s cocoa that just sounds funny cocoa it shoud be coco
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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is hot coco spelled hot coco or cocoa. whatever it is i want some.
Jan 1st
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I cant find the uv cake vodka :c
Jan 1st
His profile is one of the best things
atticusconsultingdetective:
Jan 1st
I just made a supply run to CVS
The absolute saddest group of people were there. Now I can watch the Twilight Zone marathon with these chocolate wafers literally called “Absolutely Divine Wafers” and cola, affectionately labeled in all capital letters: “COLA”. Oh and pizza Combos. Everyone needs pizza Combos.
Jan 1st
morethanlost: goals for 2012
Jan 1st
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wynnchester replied to your post: My brother just went off to this party The dinner/night out turned into staring at the f-ing computer. At least you’ve got liquor. Do you want me to digitalize this vodka and send it to you?
Jan 1st
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I’m going to break out the vodka so I can embarrass myself on the internet later. I haven’t done that yet.
Jan 1st
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My brother just went off to this party
And I’m sitting in here with my standup Tardis, drinking alone with my cat, and watching The IT Crowd. Happy new year to me.
Jan 1st
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Telling Tumblr I’m still going to use Missing E seemed vaguely like I was breaking up with it.
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December 2011
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I bought a lifesize standup of the Tardis yesterday. Am I awesome now or what?
Dec 30th
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I just realized that leaving off at that last post...
I assure you that I’m alive and just saw The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
Dec 29th
There’s a large group of people staring at me in this Subway. More on this story as it develops.
Dec 26th
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So it's a couple minutes till midnight and my mum...
Took forty minutes of word searches to calm her down and she still wouldn’t tell me what the dream was about.
Dec 26th
I forgot to mention that I'm leaving tomorrow
Hopefully I’ll find WiFi somewhere, somehow, but I’m heading up to Bristol and Gatlinburg next week so I won’t be on much. So let me just say in advance that I hope you all have a happy whatever you happen to celebrate and all that new year jazz.
Dec 26th
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Oh.
I didn’t really take into account the whole Android hates Apple thing. Now my dad got me a MacBook but my mother gave me a Samsung Galaxy Tab…..
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
climbthroughthetide: no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
Dec 25th
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I asked Santa this year if he’d stop people on Tumblr from tagging every single word in a post so it makes it fucking annoying when I’m trying to find a song later. I guess I’m not getting my Christmas wish this year.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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My cat is telling me to go to bed
And I am not one to argue with my cat
Dec 25th
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frecklesbajorek replied to your post: frecklesbajorek replied to your post: I forgot to… you art thou lucky I think it all levels out though when you consider my mother and stepfather.
Dec 25th
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I don’t even go on Pottermore anymore but I like checking in the common room every now and then just so I get an odd sense of community.
Dec 25th
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